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Ok, so, Shaquille O'Neal needs a nickname!!!

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We need some possible nicknames for Shaq.  In the past, he's gone by Superman, The Big Diesel, The Big Aristotle, The Big Cactus, and, I'm sure, dozens of others.

So, Cavs fans, what should Shaq be called now??  Place your thoughts in the comments, and we'll have a poll of the best ones to decide what we'll call Shaq here at FTS!

 

Ok -- Make your pick!!!

Poll
What should 'FearTheSword' call Shaquille O'Neal??
The Big Witness
643 votes
The Big Shaqalier
558 votes
The Big Buckeye
135 votes
The Big Cuyahoga
153 votes
The Big Bertman's
17 votes
The King's Prince
266 votes
The Big Curse-Breaker
78 votes
The Big Muskateer
183 votes
The Big Blizzard
115 votes
The Big River
49 votes

2197 votes | Poll has closed

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Comments

I am taking this from an earlier thread because I am a fan of it

Shaqer Heights

Word.

If not, I like Shaqalier, but putting “The Big” in front of an already clever name just waters it down.

I like the Big Shaqalier

Underhand free throws

If Shaq would man up and just shoot them underhanded – fully benefiting from the inherent and generous backspin – there would be no mas Hack-aShaq…..

Shouldnt have to worry about Hack a Shaq, cuz Big Z can be in there late in games.

The Kings Prince

The Kings Bling

My brother and I went with “The Big Stadium Mustard” this morning. I like it.

A couple I have heard..

AOL Sports calling him “The Big Buckeye” I prefer “The Big Curse Breaker”…Now Ferry needs to get us into Top 15 of draft tonite or get Matt Barnes and Powder(Charlie Villanuevea) and we will be very tough to defend.

The Big Muskateer!!

Shaq name

The Court Jester

Shaqs nicknames have always been about the city or team he has played for, not a player he is playing with. His ego is too big to go for that!!

The Big Witness that is

Shaq Nickname

How about “Big River”?

As in “…..Burn on, Big River, Burn on….”

My vote is for this. All the choices in the poll make me cringe.

I'll add it

Also, Stadium Mustard? Blasphemy!

How about The Big Bertman’s?

The Big Bust!

O’Neal is for me, the biggest waste of talent our generation has seen.

Here is a man who should’ve won at least three more rings, maybe even more had he stayed in shape and played as his coach told him too, but instead he is now hanging on and trying to ‘bring a championship’ to Cleveland.

I think the Cavs would have been better served getting guys like Ray Allen, Lamar Odom, or even Steve Nash. But O’Neal will only become a cancer for Lebron. And if Lebron somehow realizes he just needs to keep his head down, respect opponents and play his heart out every game, and they win. O’Neal will take all the credit.

This is not an Addul Jabbar and Magic hook-up. Kareem was mean on the court, but respectful. O’Neal has never been respectful of anyone. I honestly hope something happens and he can’t play the season. He will only be a problem. Z isn’t great but he is a creditable center still. Get a couple shooters and rebounders and see what can happen, not O’Neal.

So you are faulting a guy for winning 4 titles instead of 7

Yeah, that’s pretty ridiculous. It’s really, really, really hard to win 6 or 7 rings. You cannot possibly fault him for having “only” 4 rings.

In modern day athletics it doesn’t happen. Michael Jordan (maybe the greatest athlete ever) only won 6 titles

I wouldn't say that he is the biggest waste of talent...

But I would say he could have been much more dominant if he actually wanted to. Showing up fat and out of shape for training camp and other crap like that just showed that he cared more about the fame than he did the game of basketball.

Missing the easy answer...

Vince Carter.

Unless you are giving Shaq the “Vince Carter Award for Wasted Potential” and retiring VC from the running, I cannot endorse this.

I think the Cavs would have been better served getting guys like Ray Allen, Lamar Odom, or even Steve Nash

then you have no clue about the cavs.

How about...

The Big Sidekick

Another idea

One of the Yahoo! Sports articles referred to him as The Terminal Tower. I like it. If he works well with us then it’s imposing. If this turned out to be a Shaq-sized waste of time and money, then it’s still a fairly durable pun.

That is awesome

This is a good one

That’s the best one by far. The others are too forced except for Shaqalier and Shaqer Height.

Perfect nickname. Fits Cleveland while describing his size.

what about

Witness Protection … doesn’t have Big in it but I think it states why he is here haha

I win...

Ah, I’ve got it – The Big Van Gundy, The Big Witness, or better yet The Big Mamba!!!. All of which are self-explanatory…

Thanks for playin, but I win… Peace! Go Cavs!

Shaq Nickname

What about “The Big Jester”
Now..I say the Big jester because Shaq cracks jokes and usually lightens the mood in the locker room wherever he goes.

The Big Cactus is now...

The Big Rock Star. It has to be regional, and awesome. This does both.

FROM BIG CATCUS

TO THE SHAQ KNIGHT!

How ’bout the Big Bust?

The Big SideKick

LoL

Call Him the Great Lake

It fits his past and present.

I'll stick to Clank Fu

The one I like of these the most was Witness Protection. That’s good. But I think we should all agree that Shaq is now THE LAKE ERIE MONSTER

The Big Witness

If he botches it, he will be The Big Weakness

How about

The Big Mistake by the Lake?

You are close....The Big Shake by the Lake

Thanks for the candy-ass take on the name……….feel free to take the “LeBron is a crybaby” act back to Bullshits Forever

The Big Walleye is my favorite I’ve heard.

Although Lake Erie Monster and Big River were pretty good too.

Kryptonite

Call Shaq Kryptonite cause we hope he takes away Superman’s power under the boards.

Shaq's nickname

I thought of an even better one call him the “Shaq Erie Monster!!!”

From Sactown Royalty

one of our editors suggested “The Big Erie-stotle”

1) The Big River

2) The Cuyahoga

3) Caballero Grande

Re-Open the Poll!

I think it’s time for the throwback to make a comeback! I propose the following nickame:

The Big KAZAAM
(http://addins.wgem.com/blogs/sports/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kazaam_a.jpg)

This shaqname has astronomical potential…. just imagine Shaq throwing down a power-dunk and thousands of fans shouting that magic word in unison with the PA announcer….. “KAAA-ZAAAAAAM!” And imagine the television commercials where Shaq grants LeBron’s three wishes… And the goodwill from partnering with Make-a-Wish type foundations… And how do you beat the Magic? With MAGIC! And what’s more magical than The Big Kazaam?!?

(I know it’s not regional, but its awesome. I mean, c’mon.)

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