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Game 5 4th Quarter Gamethread

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Lets take it home boys!

LET’S GO CAVS

shitty foul call…you don’t call that in the playoffs

Wow, stupid, stupid foul

Shut up Reggie.

I wonder if Z getting his 5th foul is a blessing in disguise
Hey Everyone! come out tomorrow and support the Laker boys please v. Denver!

After all I’m here supporting you guys!

Sorry, I want to see a game 7.

(in both series)

Someone take that guy out.

Peaches has been huge this series

How in the motherFUCK does Pietrus make that shot?

Peaches has talent

He fits in perfectly with Orlando.

He was a top 10 pick at one time

And for crying out loud, other than Dwight Howard, he’s easily the most athletic Magic player.

or he was 11th in 2004

But, whatever.

WHATEVER I HATE HIM

What the hell. Pietrus is supposed to suck.

For this season, the Magic are 40-94 on three point FGs. 42.5%.

Steve Kerr is the NBA career leader in three point percentage at 45.9%.

I will probably post this five or six more times.

Reggie Miller

Go back to Riverside you dumbshit.

I hate this offense right now.

No. No no NO. Don’t start taking jumpers.

I love Mo Williams

Holy shit what a play by Mo.

Great hustle by Mo after a dumb shot!

Darn it, keep driving Cavs!

Wow, Mo really showed up tonight. Let’s not waste it.

now play some mother loving D

Howard has 5 fouls now.

5 on Howard. Go at him, please.

Maybe we shouldn’t, because the refs won’t call his sixth.

Fifth foul on Howard.

Drive at Howard till he is gone.

Beautiful finish by Bron

That was MJ esque.

They should go after Pietrus as well.

Go right at Howard.

Man if Turk had hit that 3

Oh well.

Every single play should be a drive right at Howard

like the effort, now play D

Terrible 3 by Rafer Alston

suck it, Rafer

Nice bounce for LeBron

We aren’t giving this lead up

Even after that, Lebron’s not Lebron tonight. I don’t think you can blame him, though. He was a warrior this series. Absolute warrior.

Lebron's not Lebron this game? He's gotta Triple double!

According to the commercial, it’s what you get when you reverse the digits of 23.

in the act? are you F kidding me?

Wow, what a terrible fucking call

That was dumb by West

YOu don’t reach in like that. You’re just baiting to get a foul call.

That’s just bizarre how that’s a foul.

he was in about as in the act of shooting as he was scratching his balls.

ok

GO AT HOWARD

I hate hate hate hate that call.

Dumb foul.

This series is this series. And so it goes…

BOOBIEE!!!!

GIBSON! It’s game 6 of the 2007 ECF all over again!

ANDY

PUSHITPUSHIT

bad attempt by Mo

WHEN BOOBIE MAKES 3’S WE WIN

Um … no over the back on Howard ever?

Mo should slow it down.

Attach Howard, please

Hate that shot, LeBron, but I love that you made it.

In Raptorland this was formerly known as a “Jamario Moon”

Mo definitely got fouled on that three. They clobbered him.

They just flat ran him over

don’t know what the ref was watching.

Six point lead!

Both teams are looking mighty ragged. Turkoglu is s-l-o-w.

6 points.

Can we hold them off by 5 the rest of the way?

Come on Mike Brown, you’ve got yet another chance here. Are you finally going to find a strategy that sustains this lead?

Yes, switch controls and have the Magic turn it over every time.

Legit lol.

I will never get into MMA

Not with your physique.

Are you into boxing?

there was a phase in high school where I had friends who liked it – but no…it was decidedly a high school thing

Hey, I used to be a backyard wrestler. But I grew up.

DO NOT PUT Z BACK IN THIS GAME AT ALL

In fact, go to Ben Wallace and let him mess up Howard’s mug if he catches it. Make Howard make FTs, not dunks.

SVG is a better coach than Mike Brown I think.
That's not saying much.
Ain't he coach of the year? Or does that not mean anything either?

NBA regular season is next to meaningless.

Sam Mitchell won Coach of the Year. nuff said.

he earned it too

this better be sarcasm.

Nope

He did earn it. But, all awards are bullshit.

Btw so everyone knows

Both Orlando & Cleveland have 4 team fouls. Both teams have 3 full timeout’s and a 20 as well.

Joe Smith must not be getting in because they’ll call a foul on him for bodying someone near the three-point line again.

LOL

I hate complaining about ref’s.

I think they need to drive the lane since Howard looks timid on D.

WE NEED A STOP

WE NEED A STOP

Where is the demonic DE-FENSE voice when we need it?

Take that all day, Peach-bitch

put it away

That was a beautiful rainbow brick by Peaches

Amazing no-call on Howard.

End this. Now.

Nice miss Sideshow Bob

YES!!!!!!!!

wow woow wow

annnnnnnnnnnnnd 1

Howard is gone!

YES AND HOWARD FOULS OUT SUCK IT MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOOO

GOODBYE DWIGHT

Your 24th foul does you in.

It’s about time to be building the lead!

oh yeah, don’t let the door hit your ass, Dwight

And take your elbows with you!

BANG! CLOCK DRAINED! COUNT IT! HOWARD GONE!

Superman just lost his cape.

Well boom goes Bron Bron

Turk, for the first time, I’ll say it.

We’ve got this.

GODDAMN RIGHT WE DO

Ladies and Gentlemen:

Your 2009 NBA MVP

Kinda cool that A-Rod was cheering there, I’ll admit.

Lol they're playing "Had a bad day"

Big Ben also cheering.

It’s not a stretch thinking of him as a Cavs fan (possibly Detroit), but I could realistically see him as a Cavs fan.

now just use the clock and make 2s

Seriously, Andy GET OFF THE DAMN FLOOR

lebron is a beast today, moreso than usual

Michael Pietrus sucks

Screw you, Peach-bitch

That was a stupid foul call on Varejao

But I didn’t care for that foul call that fouled D12 out either.

How was that not a charge on Pietrus?

Varejao was moving laterally into Pietrus.

That’s a total blocking foul. He knows better. He was out of position.

just keep scoring cavs

bad shot choice, good Lebron skilz

LeBron James is goddamn ridiculous

what is Szerbs doing in the game?

Yeah, suck it, Alston

thank god I will be able to sleep well tonight

I'll say it, I was wrong

You’ve got this.

ANDY-1 BITCHEZ

this is a pretty epic performance by Lebron

like, MJ with the flu epic

Remember when we thought LeBron was totally out of gas and toast?

He was playing us.

thats game boys, nice win cavs

Andy! For all your faults, I love you still!

Borat Sucks

Well there's game

I love Andy, ALL HEART. He is a great Cav.

But I would replace him with a more complete player in a heartbeat.

The Cavs, have finally played like the Cavs….and the noose tightens just a bit on the Magic…..

Congrats on the win guys

Should I say the Magic are going to win more often? I have a history of picking games wrong.

If the Magic don’t connect from 3-land, they are a different team.

Not considering how he played, funny to see that the Cavs are +25 with Andy Varejao in the game (that’s our biggest margin).

To be fair, that was skewed by the first quarter.

He’s been solid the entire series. It’s the constant Swiffer action that gets me all riled up.

In all fairness, I did say you guys had this in the bag.

I told you that you guys had this in the bag. You guys had to go through so much drama and near heartattack to finally reach the same conclusion I gave out in the second quarter.

Can’t blame us when we’ve collapsed three-four times already in a row :p

z

I predicted a 106-97 win for the Cavs tonight. Not far off.

Mmm, Victory tastes so goooooood

This may be the most ridiculous call

of the series.

now you guys gotta gut out the win on the road. believe!

finish it

Andy does a lot I think we don’t notice. If we could get a better player..yeah…but I would still want him on the bench.

What the hell? Off the ball foul?

I predicted 109-99

Varejao is gone.

Why not just let them score?

and make your FTs. Stop stopping the clock.

I’m not happy till the clock reads zero. Finish strong.

We just need to learn to finish in ORlando.

I miss my Ben Wallace afro!

I don’t mind Ben Wallace, but it’s terrible to think you have to play 4 on 5 on offense with him in the game.

We are playing 1 on 5 right now

so it doesn’t bother me as much.

but Lebron’s like 2.5 guys out there on offense

but Lebron’s like is 2.5 guys out there. on offense Period.

Here comes the Tin Man

1 min left, dont do anything silly now

Does anyone over the age of 22 use Axe products?

Some will fondly recall them the way I recall Drakkar Noir.

Axe is for those trying not to get laid

A girl smells Axe, she smells rape.

This may be rec-able.

I’m right on the border there, and I’m not sure people under 22 use it either.

People under 22 who love MMA?

Now you might be on to something there.

Don’t be hatin on MMA. UFC and WEC pwns.

no – and I’ve had a number of female apartment-mates who found the whole idea of axe repulsive. Basically encouraging guys to not clean themselves but instead cover their funk with an equally funky artificial scent. Bad idea jeans.

Yeah, not to mention the commercials are disgustingly misogynist.

it wasn’t even the commercials that bothered them – just the funk/funk layering

I’m just saying, the commercials disgust me. And I’m a dude.

Funk/funk layering should be left to individuals with turntables.

Axe commercials make me ill.

Jerry West is owning the King
Come on step it up your majesty.

Dude, these refs are just laying on their whistles all series long

Congrats on the win

Enjoyed it yall. Good luck in game 6.

“Mike Brown is very upset”….as he laughs and claps uncontrollably?

Attention Cavs fans:

The plan worked.

Alston: 3pts

The plan where he sucks again?

The plan where we guard the good players and let Alston shoot

repeat in games 6 & 7 please

Rafer Alston is not reliable.

Hmm Lebron has more rebounds than Superman

and Superman is the only one who rebounds for the Magic

yep. Alston had the game of his life before. I hope he keeps taking shots and missing.

drunk + database = bad idea

UPDATE hits SET hr = 47 WHERE player = Grady

Everyone please support the Lakers v. the Denver Nuggets just like I have supported you and yourr King!

Should I go on there and just keep repeating “Don’t worry. You guys have Kobe. You’ve got this.”?

(I kid)

LoL.

Yup. I did tell you you guys have it in the bag.

You got it, Tim.

Wow Lebron is good

You are absolutely on fire today.

Game ball for you.

Longest. Minute. Ever.

u just see Wally get kicked out of his chair.

We should finally throw Darnell Jackson in.

Is JJ Hickson availible?

Kinsey?

Kinsey is; not Hickson.

I’d honestly forgotten that JJ Hickson was even on this team.

I’m sure Darnell was left out due to his lack of free throw %.

I think with all of the LeBron talk, a ton of credit should be given to Mo Williams. He showed up big time tonight.

rec. I love Mo.

If Mo goes over 20, things are looking good.

I really think his play where he went over the back of the Magic player and saved that ball is the turning point in the game. We got the ball back, got an AND1 and got Howard out of the game. Huge turning point.

And Boobie!

We all love Boobie.

Marv Albert loves Boobie.

And biting.

This series is over.

The King in 7.

YUH!!!!

Good Game.

I told you to Chill

YOU HAVE MVP!!!!

Haha and here comes the wave of “I told you sos”…….weeeeeeee……

Although in all seriousness I did tell you guys to relax at halftime haha.

NO he is bad man

Who does Bad things to teams not his own.

I knew

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

P90X time. Wish me luck.

What?

P90X is a workout series on DVD. Some of the stuff (ab ripper) is really hard for someone who hasn’t worked out in like … forever.

I should get that

I’m lucky. I got bootlegs.

Just finished Day 2 tonight….

I still need to get dumbbells!

I’ve been doing all of the non-weight stuff for about 6 days. I’m going to get some tomorrow and start over.

Good night everyone. Nice win.

Lebron 12 assists
Magic 11 assists

Wow, no way

Oops … Magic got 12 right at the end of the game.

Way to go, Cavs!

Bring it back home for Game 7!

Well, that was fun.

Orlando had a chance to finish it but failed.

It will come back to bite them later on.

Magic in 6, then.

No biggie, cavs just did what they had to do.

Naw man.

This series is over. The King will win game 7.

Are you kidding?

With alle the luck and help from the refs the Cavs had tonite?

It’s gonna be different in Orlando.

Dude, get that weak stuff outta here. The rest of the Cavs finally showed up tonight. We didn’t need help from the refs. This is just how we roll.

Here’s what you gotta do. Go to wikipedia and search “The Chosen One”. The disambiguation page’s last entry has Lebron James. Is it possible to stop “The Chosen One”? It takes something unstoppable (ie. a certain African American reptile) to stop something else that is unstoppable. As a certain video tape says, “Is it possible to stop the unstoppable?”

Also, if it’s on wikipedia, you know its true.

Ahem

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lol Lebron is afraid of the fishing hat.

That was actually really funny.

LOL@ wife pretending she is pist about game instead of having to go to dinner with My Mother this weekend for game 6.

LeBron is Mighty.

I wont be able to watch game 6 i have a wedding to go too

I’m sleeping in my wig tonight.

So now that the series is over,

Would the King rather face the Lakers or the Nuggets?

You have to be in high school to say something that stupid

lol y is that?

Hmm I go to Stanford, but I was in highschool a while ago
Hmm I go to Stanford, but I was in highschool a while ago recently

??? three years ago is a while ago dude.

for some of us that’s longer than others

Tru dat

Being 21, that’s like 1/7 of my life.

Lol this series is over dawg.

The King cannot be stopped. Save for the unstoppable.

haha if he does this 2 more times then i def. agree

The only thing as unstoppable as the King, is the black mamba.

haha, nice. love those commercials.

That's not the black mamba dude

That’s just some random regular snake. Have you seen the commercial? The snake is like twice as large as the lion statue.

Ha, yeah I know. But it’s close.

It’s actually a really good analogy though.

course lbj wants to meet up with his boy kobe

in the immortal words of khan…still alive kirk…still alive…

So what did I tell you guys?

We got this.

Also!

Props for my fourth quarter gamethread, anyone?

I shall sleep well tonight.

I’m serious, though, Lebron’s effort tonight was pretty epic. Probably in the top-15 playoff performances ever – despite his annoying turnovers early.

Yes. Insanely amazing.

and I’m back listening to Danzig now

My morning post is percolating already… think I’ll get up early tomorrow.

And I’m gonna eat Crispix.

Yeah!

Congrats Turk...great game by your guys!!!

  Mo finally showed up…so did alot of other Cavs like Big z, Boobie and Delonte…..they played great defense in the last 6 minutes….Game 6 at home will be big for us… be back later.

Thank you, sir. I’m excited, but still a lot of ball to go.

Agreed on that....going out for a bit...see you in the recap if your there!

Kenny Smith is flat wrong here. To say this was all LeBron is absurd. The Cavs executed the same solid plan they’ve been using the past three games. The Magic’s ridiculous luck just ran out.

trouble in the magic kingdom…the supplies of fairy dust are dwindling and the tinkle bunny river is about to overflow…it ain’t all giggles and rainbows down there for once

Dude, Magic Kingdom… how have I not used that one yet?

yea, but tinkle bunny river is all mine…

Ha, I won’t steal

i officially declare it public domain now…so says gary busey

GREAT SERIES

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Agreed. Lebron was unbelievable, but a lot of guys played well. Boobie from outside. Delonte, Z and Ben on D. Mo doing a lot, especially early. Anderson being Anderson. Good team effort, highlighted by a hall of fame Lebron showing.

Reggie MIller's stupid
MILLER STUPID

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NBA PLAYOFF AMAZING!!!!!

GREAT GAME!!
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can we get the delete function going here?

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